Canadians Don't Have A Very Big Political

Pride Is About The Ugliest Trait Somebody Can Have.

I'm So Proud To Be Canadian. I've Been To 58 Countries, And They're Wonderful Countries, But Canada Is The Best.

The Bible Says Not To Worry So I Don't. I Just Get Up In The Morning And Ask God For Help To Get Through The Day. If Tomorrow Shows Up Then I'll Take The Same Shot Tomorrow.

When Fairy Tales Are Written In The West, They're Known As Folklore. In The East, Fairy Tales Are Called Religions.

My Wife And I Really Enjoy A Glass Of Red Wine. We're Too Old To Drink Cheap Wine, And We Don't.