Cancer Research Is A Growth Industry.

My Mother Didn't Get Home Until About Seven Most Nights And, Yes, There Was A Sense Of Being Very Alone After School. She Gave Me All The Proper Guidance And Influences, But Physically, She Just Couldn't Be There.

I Don't Consider Myself A Cynic. I Think Of Myself As A Skeptic And A Realist. But I Understand The Word "cynic" Has More Than One Meaning, And I See How I Could Be Seen As Cynical. "george, You're Cynical." Well, You Know, They Say If You Scratch A Cynic You Find A Disappointed Idealist. And Perhaps The Flame Still Flickers A Little, You Know?

Have You Ever Noticed That The Lawyer Always Smiles More Than The Client?

Although The Photographer And The Art Thief Were Close Friends, Neither Had Ever Taken The Other's Picture.

Just When I Discovered The Meaning Of Life, They Changed It.