Carry Laughter With You Wherever You Go.

We Are Creating A Political Demolition Derby, Not A Presidential Debate. Those Strange Impulses In The American Soul That Have Produced Mud Wrestling And The Gong Show Seem To Have Claimed The National Campaign.

A Sense Of Humor Is Needed Armor.

Reagan "has Conducted An Arms Race On Earth," Boomed Mondale. A Race Generally Implies Two Parties. The Soviets Contributed A Little Bit To This Problem, If Mondale Had Not Noticed.

Bureaucrats Are The Only People In The World Who Can Say Absolutely Nothing And Mean It.

They Can See The Brave Silhouette From Almost Anywhere In The District Of Columbia And Use It As A Compass To Locate Other Monuments And Eventually To Find Their Way Out Of The Great, Gray Federal Wilderness.