Cars Would Be Safer On Rails!

Fashionably Amusing Table Manners Are A Matter Of Breaking The Right Rule At The Right Time.

The Middle Eastern States Aren't Nations; They're Quarrels With Borders.

[ I'm] Humorist, I Guess. Or Really More Of A Reporter. A Reporter Who Reports On Funny Things.

Whereas Rolling Stone, I Just Never Had Anything To Do With Them. I'd Stop By The Office Maybe Twice A Year.

The Day Was Warm And Clear. Kids Were Playing Soccer In The Parking Lots And Women Were Sunning Their Babies And Having Their Tea All Over The Lawns. The Scene Was Entirely Too Cheery For Journalism.