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For Me A House Or An Apartment Becomes A Home When You Add One Set Of Four Legs, A Happy Tail, And That Indescribable Measure Of Love That We Call A Dog.

A Cat Knows How To Be Comfortable, How To Get The People Around It To Serve It. In A Tranquil Domestic Situation, The Cat Is A Veritable Manipulative Genius. It Seeks The Soft, It Seeks The Warm, It Prefers The Quiet And It Loves To Be Full. It Displays, When It Gets Its Own Way In These Matters, A Degree Of Contentment We Would All Like To Emulate.

Some Of Our Greatest Historical And Artistic Treasures We Place In Museums; Others, We Take For Walks.

It's Our Mortality That Terrifies Us, Because What We're Really Seeking Is Immortality - That Is, After All, A Fool's Errand.

Dogs Have Given Us Their Absolute All. We Are The Center Of Their Universe. We Are The Focus Of Their Love And Faith And Trust. They Serve Us In Return For Scraps. It Is Without A Doubt The Best Deal Man Has Ever Made.