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Cats Gravitate To Kitchens Like Rocks Gravitate To Gravity.
-Terry Pratchett
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Cats Gravitate To Kitchens Like Rocks Gravitate
Terry Pratchett
Cats Gravitate To Kitchens Like Rocks Gravitate To Gravity.
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