Cats Invented Self-esteem.

Cats Invented Self-esteem.

There Would Have Been More 'i Love You's' And More, 'i'm Sorry's'.

I Have Always Felt Cookbooks Were Fiction And The Most Beautiful Words In The English Language Were 'room Service.

When Children Reach The Age Of Sixteen, They Discover The Meaning Of Life: Car Keys.

Someone Once Threw Me A Small, Brown, Hairy Kiwi Fruit, And I Threw A Wastebasket Over It Until It Was Dead.