Cats Will Outsmart Dogs Every Time.

Mostly, He Taught Me About Friendship And Selflessness And, Above All Else, Unwavering Loyalty.

Only Then Did I See. Something Was Amiss With Patrick's Snap-on One Piece, Or "onesie" As We Manly Dads Like To Call It. His Chubby Thighs, I Now Realized, Were Squeezed Into The Armholes, Which Were So Tight They Must Have Been Cutting Off His Circulation. The Collared Neck Hung Between His Legs Like An Udder. Up Top, Patrick's Head Stuck Out Through The Unsnapped Crotch, And His Arms Were Lost Somewhere In The Billowing Pant Legs. It Was Quite A Look.

In The English Language, It All Comes Down To This: Twenty-six Letters, When Combined Correctly, Can Create Magic. Twenty -six Letters Form The Foundation Of A Free, Informed Society.

Dogs Are Great. Bad Dogs, If You Can Really Call Them That, Are Perhaps The Greatest Of Them All.

A Dog Is The Greatest Gift A Parent Can Give A Child. Ok, A Good Education, Then A Dog.