Cause A Man With A Briefcase Can

I Remember A Time When Things Were A Lot More Fun Around Here, When Good Was Good And Evil Was Evil, Before Things Got Fuzzy.

Mick Jagger Can't Even Make A Successful Solo Album, And The Stones Are The Biggest Rock Group That Ever Was.

I Try To Write Conversationally; I Try To Write Like People Speak And Put The Emphasis On The Right Syllable.

Sharper Than A Serpents Tongue, Tighter Than A Bongo Drum, Quicker Than A One Night Stand, Slicker Than A Mambo Band.

The Wisdom That Living Brings, Since I Got A Telegram From The God Of Simple Things.