Celebrate The Cracks, Because That's How The

Don't Be Silly. I'll Write You Twice A Week.

I Remember The First Time I Had Sex - I Kept The Receipt.

Next Time I See You, Remind Me Not To Talk To You.

Comedians Are A Much Rarer And Far More Valuable Commodity Than All The Gold And Precious Stones In The World.

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.