Celluloid Heroes Never Feel Any Pain.

You Make Alterations, Affecting Your Pose, A New House, A New Car, A New Job, A New Nose.

Here's Hoping All The Days Ahead, Won't Be As Bitter As The One's Behind You. Be An Optimist Instead, And Somehow Happiness Will Find You.

Plastic Man Got No Brain, Plastic Man Don't Feel No Pain.

Compared To The Bugs And The Spiders And Flies, I Am An Apeman.

You Got All Your Friends, I Got A Tv Set.