Chained In A Cell, Got My Own

I Was One Thing At One Time, And I'm Something New. I'm A New Creature Now. Don't Judge Alice By What He Used To Be. Praise God For What I Am Now.

My Granddad Was An Evangelist, And My Grandma, She Was As Tough As Nails. She Watched 'american Bandstand' Every Day When She Was In Her 80s, 90s. She Loved Rock Music. I Never Had Anyone In My Family That Was Anti-rock N' Roll.

Every Good Band In The World Was A Cover Band First. The Beatles Were And The Stones Were. Everybody Was A Cover Band.

I Ain't Got A Job Cause I Ain't Got A Car, So I'm Looking For A Girl With A Job And A Car.

It's So Funny That People Think I Actually Ran For President. I Am Maybe The Most Un-political Person You're Ever Going To Meet. When I Put "elected" Out, It Was Definitely A Satire... "alice Cooper For President"... When Everybody Realized I Was Running Against Nixon, You Known, Even On A Joke Level, I Think I Got A Lot Of Write-in Votes.