Chairman Mao Has Never Seen A Greater

I’ve Been A Slave To Football. It Follows You Home, It Follows You Everywhere, And Eats Into Your Family Life. But Every Working Man Misses Out On Some Things Because Of His Job.

When I've Got Nothing Better To Do, I Look Down The League Table To See How Everton Are Getting Along.

If A Man….who’s Playing In Front Of The Public, Is Being Well Paid, And He Doesn’t Dedicate Himself To The Job, I’d Be Hard On Him. If I Could I Would Put Him In Jail, Out Of The Road Of Society. Because He’s A Menace

For A Player To Be Good Enough To Play For Liverpool, He Must Be Prepared To Run Through A Brick Wall For Me Then Come Out Fighting On The Other Side.

If You're Not Sure What To Do With The Ball, Just Pop It In The Net And We'll Discuss Your Options Afterwards.