Chairman Mao Has Never Seen A Greater

It's The Greatest Thing In The World, Natural Enthusiasm. You Are Nothing Without It.

I Was The Best Manager In Britain Because I Was Never Devious Or Cheated Anyone. I’d Break My Wife’s Legs If I Played Against Her, But I’d Never Cheat Her.

If A Player Is Not Interfering With Play Or Seeking To Gain An Advantage, Then He Should Be.

If You're Not Sure What To Do With The Ball, Just Pop It In The Net And We'll Discuss Your Options Afterwards.

If He Isn't Named Footballer Of The Year, Football Should Be Stopped And The Men Who Picked Any Other Player Should Be Sent To Kremlin. (on Tommy Smith)