Change Is Not Progress.

The Only Really Happy Folk Are Married Women And Single Men.

A Man Full Of Faith Is Simply One Who Has Lost The Capacity For Clear And Realistic Thought.

The Worst Government Is The Most Moral.

Suicide Is A Belated Acquiescence In The Opinion Of One's Wife's Relatives.

The Harsh, Useful Things Of The World, From Pulling Teeth To Digging Potatoes, Are Best Done By Men Who Are As Starkly Sober As So Many Convicts In The Death-house, But The Lovely And Useless Things, The Charming And Exhilarating Things, Are Best Done By Men With, As The Phrase Is, A Few Sheets In The Wind.