Charity: A Thing That Begins At Home,

Wealth Is An Engine That Can Be Used For Power, If You Are An Engineer; But To Be Tied To The Fly Wheel Of An Engine Is Rather A Misfortune.

Most Diseases Are The Result Of Medication Which Has Been Prescribed To Relieve And Take Away A Beneficent And Warning Symptom On The Part Of Nature.

The Hundred-point Man Is One Who Is True To Every Trust; Who Keeps His Word; Who Is Loyal To The Firm That Employs Him; Who Does Not Listen For Insults Nor Look For Slights; Who Carries A Civil Tongue In His Head; Who Is Polite To Strangers Without Being Fresh; Who Is Considerate Toward Servants; Who Is Moderate In His Eating And Drinking; Who Is Willing To Learn; Who Is Cautious And Yet Courageous.

As A Career, The Business Of An Orthodox Preacher Is About As Successful As That Of A Celluloid Dog Chasing An Asbestos Cat Through Hell.

Be Yourself And Think For Yourself, And While Your Conclusions May Not Be Infallible They Will Be Nearer Right Than The Inclusions Forced Upon You By Those Who Have A Personal Interest In Keeping You In Ignorance.