Charlie Sheen Has The Potential To Cause

I Was Born Dead. Yeah, The Umbilical Cord Was Like, Floppy Baby, The Whole Thing. Yeah, It Was Bad.

From My Big Beautiful Warlock Brain, Welcome To 'sheen's Korner' ... You're Either In My Corner, Or You're With The Trolls.

But You Can't Focus On Things That Matter If All You've Been Is Asleep For Forty Years. Funny How Sleep Rhymes With Sheep. You Know.

Life All Comes Down To A Few Moments. This Is One Of Them.

Women Are Not To Be Hit. They're To Be Hugged And Caressed.