Charlize Theron And Cate Blanchett Are Very

Almost Everybody's Happy To Be A Fool For Love.

Now Comes The Part Where I Relieve You, The Little People, Of The Burden Of Your Failed And Useless Lives. But Remember, As My Plastic Surgeon Always Said: If You Gotta Go, Go With A Smile.

[on The Birth Of His Son After Having Had Two Daughters] I Finally Got It Right.

Acting Is Everybody's Favorite Second Job.

I Goddamn Near Lost My Nose. And I Like It. I Like Breathing Through It.