Cheese Is Milk's Leap Towards Immortality.

A Bottle Of Wine Begs To Be Shared; I Have Never Met A Miserly Wine Lover. The Social Emotions It Generates Are Equidistant From The Philatelist's Solitary Gloating And The Football Fan's Gregarious Hysteria.

One's First Book, Kiss, Home Run Is Always The Best.

[books] Will Visit You At Your Convenience, Whether You Are Lonesome Or Not, On Rainy Days Or Fair. They Propose Themselves As Either Transient Acquaintances Or Permanent Friends. They Will Stay As Long As You Like, Departing Or Returning As You Wish. Their Friendship Entails No Obligation. Best Of All, And Not Always True Of Our Merely Human Friends, They Have Cleopatra's Infinite Variety.

When You Travel, Remember That A Foreign Country Is Not Designed To Make You Comfortable. It Is Designed To Make Its Own People Comfortable.

The Adjective Is The Banana Peel Of The Parts Of Speech.