Chicks Dig Me Because I Rarely Wear

If You Walk Up To Some Random Person On The Street, Grab Them By The Shoulder, And Say 'did You Just See What I Saw?!', You'll Find That No-one Wants To Talk To You.

I Try To Be Available For Life To Happen To Me. We're In This Life, And If You're Not Available, The Sort Of Ordinary Time Goes Past And You Didn’t Live It. But If You're Available, Life Gets Huge. You're Really Living It.

I Was At The New York Film Critics Circle Awards One Year - They Called Me Up When Somebody Canceled Two Days Before The Thing, And Asked Me To Present Some Awards. So I Went, And One Of The Funniest Film Moments I've Ever Had Was When They Introduced The New York Film Critics. They All Stood Up - Motley Isn't The Word For That Group. Everybody Had Some Sort Of Vision Problem, Some Sort Of Damage - I Had To Bury Myself In My Napkin.

We're Americans! Do You Know What That Means? It Means Our Forefathers Were Kicked Out Of Every Decent Country In The World.

You’ll Never Be Good If You Don’t Know That You Are.