Children Are Like Crazy, Drunken Small People

I Suffer The Terrible Disease Of Low Self-esteem.

How Many Times Can You Say, "no Yanking On One Another's Genitals?" Everything Is Hilarious Until Someone Starts Crying.

Kids Think The World Is About Them, So If You Forgot To Put The Right Flavor Yogurt In Their Lunch, And They Have Too Much Homework When They Come Home, They're Like, "you Know I Hate Peach!" There's A Part Of Me That's Like, "i'm So Sorry. I Could Have Shown My Love More."

Success Is Getting Up One More Time Than You Fall Down.

I Read Books More Than I Go Out.