Children Are Like Crazy, Drunken Small People

I'm In Total Celebrity Denial In General, But There's Awareness That Probably If Somebody Has Met You, They Might Go And Tell Somebody. I Just Would Rather Have The Word On The Street Stay At A Neutral, Not Like, "she Shows Up In A Ball Gown," But "she Seemed Nice." That's Fine.

I Discovered On School Days, When They've Got To Get Up At 6:30, They Won't Get Out Of Bed. But On The Weekends, They Were Up At 6 A.m. I Was Like, "why Do You Guys Wake Up So Early On The Weekends?" It's Like, "because I Wake Up And I Think, Is It A Tv Day? And If It Is..." So We Had To Change That Rule. I'm Like, "thank You For Telling Me What I Need To Do."

I Tell My Kids, "look, Your Life Is A Video Game, And I Have To Get You From Level Zero To 18 As An Independent Person With All Your Skills And Limbs Intact. Every Time You Hit Your Brother Or Throw Food, You're Taking Us All Back."

I Would Like To Say That I Am A Very Relaxed, Loving Person Who Is Not Competitive, But That's A Lie!

I Just Can't Seem To Make Myself Care About What I Look Like When I Am Working Out.