Children Love Me, Dammit!

I Teased Randy Orton Because He Started Using My Finish, The Angle Slam. I Said, 'hey, I Don't Mind You Using It, But At Least Give It A Name.' When He Hits It, The Announcers Just Say, 'well, He Just Hit That... Thing.'

Not To Mention Our Former Tag Team Champions Lost Their Titles After My Good Friend Christian Was Hit In The Genitals With A Hockey Stick By A Midgit! I Mean Enough Is Enough

I Feel Like A Real Cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!

Wrestlers In The U.s.a. Are Very Aggressive. All They Want To Do Is Attack, But They'll Make Mistakes.

Oh It's True, It's Damn True.