Christian Said He'd Call The Next Day,

The Only Thing In The World You Can Change Is Yourself And That Makes All The Difference In The World.

I'm Just The Worst Little Buddhist In Town.

I Don't Need A Man. But I'm Happier With One. I Like To Have Someone I Can Touch And Squeeze And Kiss. But I Don't Fold Up And Die If I Don't Have A Man Around.

Where's My White Collarless Shirt From Fred Segal? It's My Most Capable-looking Outfit!

People Are Negative No Matter What You Do.