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Christian Deodorant: "thou Shalt Not Smell"

The Women Who Line Up At A Comic's Dressing-room Door Are Not What You'd Call Your Class Groupies.

Never Give Up On An Idea Simply Because It Is Bad And Doesn't Work.

Every Day I Beat My Own Previous Record For The Number Of Consecutive Days I’ve Stayed Alive.

Every Person You Look At, You Can See The Universe In Their Eyes, If You're Really Looking