Christmas Is A Stocking Stuffed With Sugary

The Most Important Thing Is To Write Material That You Think Is Funny. If You Don't Think It's Funny, But You're Convinced That Other People Will Think It Is, Well They Won't.

If There's One Thing That Everyone Can Agree On, It's That, Right Or Wrong, They Hate The Press.

It's Much Easier To Make Jokes About Sensitive Issues If There Is Some Dissent, Some Conflict.

While Some Of My Closest Friends Were Jocks, It Seemed That They Spoke A Different Language With Each Other. Joining In Their Conversation Was Fraught With Risk.

I Was Way Too Hyperactive To Study For Long. I Would Freak Out, Then Crash, Then Be Too Tired To Read Or Write. I Really Should Have Had Less Sugar.