Cigarettes, I Won't Do Cigarettes, Nicotine Will

When You Smoke Marijuana, You Are In The Moment And You Are Happy. You Forget About Any Worries Of The Past Or The Future.

I Never Actually Smoked With Any Of The Presidents.

I Do Believe That [bill] Clinton Never Inhaled ...because When I Met Him, He Had No Idea Who I Was.

We Survived Nixon And Reagan And George Bush, And So We Can Survive Anything That Comes Along.

The Funny Thing Is, Dennis Miller Got Me Back Into Comedy.