Civilised Adults Do Not Take Apple Juice

In Fact, We Live In A Culture Where Intelligence, Exceptional Or Not, Is Reviled.

I Do Not Believe In God. I Believe In Cashmere.

Instead Of Writing It Wrong Six Times And Then Writing It Right, I Think It Wrong Six Times And Then Write It Right The Seventh Time.

I Believe In Talking Behind Peoples' Backs. That Way, They Hear It More Than Once.

Contrary To What Many Of You May Imagine, A Career In Letters Is Not Without Its Drawbacks - Chief Among Them The Unpleasant Fact That One Is Frequently Called Upon To Sit Down And Write.