Clothes Form The Intellect Of The Dandy.

Marrying A Woman For Her Money Is Very Much Like Setting A Rat-trap, And Baiting It With Your Own Finger.

Advice Can Be Like Cod Liver Oil, Easy Enough To Administer But Not So Pleasant To Take For Anybody.

The More Humble A Man Is Before God The More He Will Be Exalted; The More Humble He Is Before Man, The More He Will Get Rode Roughshod.

Music Hath The Charm To Soothe A Savage Beast, But I'd Try A Revolver First.

Take The Humbug Out Of This World, And You Haven't Much Left To Do Business With.