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I Just Found Out That I Have More Allies Than America!

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There Is A Small, But Important, Difference Between Peeing In The Pool, And Peeing Into The Pool.

I Think There Are So Many Little Hurdles And Impediments With Stand-up That You'd Need To Have This Insane Desire To Do It If You Didn't Have Something That Clicked Right Away.