Cocaine Is Like Really Evil Coffee.

He Was So Gorgeous... Kurt. I Don't Know How I Got Lucky That Way.

To Me, 'selling Out' Means Everyone Bought A Ticket.

I Think Andy Kaufman Is To Comedy What The Velvet Underground Was To Music - It's Like, 80 Thousand Records Sold, But Everybody Who Bought One Started A Band.

I'll Always Prefer To Play With Women And Hang Out With Women, And I'll Always Be A Feminist.

For Years, Despite Having Impeccable Taste, I Didn't Understand How To Convey That I Had Impeccable Taste.