College Was A Wonderful Time - Except,

I Don't Wear No Condom And I Don't Plan For No Kids.

If You Have A Question About Anything, The Answer Can Be Found In A Book Somewhere In The Library.

Pay Off Your Student Loan. Even If You Don't Have A Job...because When You Finally Get A Job You're Going To Be One Of Us.

You Are More Important To Yourself Than You Think You Are.

If I Use The Word Romance, Whether It's My Wife Or Not, It Does Not Mean Sex. We Can Use The Word Sex When Sex Is There.