Come On 'long Prosperous Life!'

I Have A "do Not Disturb" Sign On My Hotel Door. It's Time To Go To "don't Disturb". It's Been "do Not" For Too Long. We Should Embrace The Contraction.

I Played Golf... I Did Not Get A Hole In One, But I Did Hit A Guy. That's Way More Satisfying.

Is A Hippopotamus A Hippopotamus Or Just A Really Cool Opotamus?

I Bought A Scratch Off Lottery Ticket, But Then I Accidentally Spilled Calamine Lotion On It, So It Did Not Need To Be Scratched. Shoot! I Will Not Know If I Have Won!

If You're A Fish And You Want To Be A Fish-stick, You Have To Have Very Good Posture.