Come Over Here So I Can Examine

I Don't Like Reindeer. They Seem Like Regular Deer, Only More Dangerous.

Dear Teens At Starbucks Wearing 'abstain From Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' T-shirts: Doesn't It Depend On What My Goals Are?

You Get All These Friends Just When You Don’t Need Friends Anymore.

I'm Not From Indianapolis, But I Like Living In Indianapolis. If I Were To Explain It, I'd Tell Someone To Imagine A City That Perfectly Captures The Best And The Worst Of America. Imagine The Truly American City, Because That's What It Is.

Memories Fall Apart Too.