Comedy Distances Pain, But Leaves Signs Of

To Avoid Discord, Never Put Two Wise People In The Same Room.

The Poor Live Slow And Hard; The Rich, Fast And Easy. The Rest Of Us Shuffle Along As We May.

Don't Stare Into A Mirror When You Are Trying To Solve A Problem.

Self-satisfaction And Self-pity Are Both Condemned. What Are People Permitted To Feel About Themselves?

Fame Now Wears The Halo That Once Crowned Holiness.