Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad

I Don't Get No Respect. I Called Suicide Prevention. They Tried To Talk Me Into It.

I Went To A Freak Show And They Let Me In For Nothing.

I Am The World's Oldest Teenager. I've Never Lost My Youthful Attitude.

I Took My Son To Coney Island, I Said "wanna Go In The Crazy House?", He Said "save Your Money We'll Be Home Soon"!

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. When I Went On The Roller Coaster, My Old Man Told Me To Stand Up Straight.