Comedy Is Surprises, So If You're Intending

I Just Like Doing Standup, That's All I'm Interested In Or Good At.

The Beginning Of Wisdom Is The Knowledge Of Folly.

It Is Better To Be Idle Than Employed In Ill.

With The Ambitious, The Failure Of One Expedient Is The Suggestion Of Another; But With The Irresolute, Defeat Usually Occasions Abandonment Of Purpose.

Comedy Is Surprises, So If You're Intending To Make Somebody Laugh And They Don't Laugh, That's Funny.