Comedy Is Surprises, So If You're Intending

We Are Happy At The Respect Others Pay Our Favorites, Because We Consider It A Lively Confirmation Of Our Own Choice, And As So Much Homage Reflected On Ourselves.

The Man That Does Not Fear Punishment, Little Regards Crime.

We Advise Others Better Than Ourselves.

I Can't Be Naturalistic Enough To Make It Sound Real. So Instead, I Just Wander Around Aimlessly Knowing That I'll Be Funny Enough With Stream Of Consciousness Until I Get To The Actual Explosively Funny Part.

The First Principle Of Solid Wisdom Is Discretion, Without It All The Erudition Of Life Is Merely Bagatelle.