Comedy Is The Blues For People Who

Bill Cosby Was The First Comedian I Was Exposed To, Because He Doesn't Curse.

If A Woman Tells You She's Twenty And Looks Sixteen, She's Twelve. If She Tells You She's Twenty-six And Looks Twenty-six, She's Damn Near Fourty.

America Is The Greatest Country In The Whole World.

Babies Don't Know Who's Rich And Who's Poor. You Love 'em And They're Happy.

I'm Never Proper Or Careful, But I Never Curse In Front Of My Mother, Either.