Comedy Is Tragedy Plus Time.

Celebrity Was A Long Time In Coming; It Will Go Away. Everything Goes Away.

Words, Once They Are Printed, Have A Life Of Their Own.

I Never Regretted Turning Down Anything, I Never Regretted Losing A Job Because I Always Felt Something Else Was Out There.

Before You Go To Bed, Write Down Three 'gratefuls' For The Day And Three 'did Wells' (they Can Even Include Something As Simple As Doing The Laundry)-the Results Can Be Amazing!

What I Do When I Write Is I Just Write The Way I Would Tell It, So It Comes Out Just Exactly The Way I Would Talk To You.