Common Sense Ain't Common.

Being A Hero Is About The Shortest-lived Profession On Earth.

See What Will Happen If You Don't Stop Biting Your Fingernails

President Coolidge Said, 'i Don't Want The Government To Go Into Business.' Well, If I Was Mr. Coolidge I Wouldn't Worry Over That. The Government Never Has Been Accused Of Being A Business Man.

Sometimes People Deserve A High Five, In The Face, With A Chair.

You Know, Women Always Could Endure More Than Men. Not Only Physically, But Mentally - Did You Ever Get A Peek At Some Of The Husbands?