Communism Is A Form Of Society Where

Think Twice Before You Speak, And Then You May Be Able To Say Something More Insulting Than If You Spoke Right Out At Once.

The Girl With A Future Avoids A Man With A Past.

Egotist: 1. A Person Who Is His Own Best Friend. 2. An I Specialist. 3. A Man Whose Opinions All Change, Except The One He Has Of Himself.

If You Want To Know How Little Your Dignity Is Worth, Take It To The Pawnbroker.

Las Vegas Is A Resort Whose Two Chief Sources Of Income Are Seven And Eleven.