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And He, He Himself, The Grinch - Carved The Roast Beast.

Nonsense Wakes Up The Brain Cells. And It Helps Develop A Sense Of Humor, Which Is Awfully Important In This Day And Age.

When Beetles Fight These Battles In A Bottle With Their Paddles And The Bottle's On A Poodle And The Poodle's Eating Noodles... ...they Call This A Muddle Puddle Tweetle Poodle Beetle Noodle Bottle Paddle Battle.

He Should Not Be Here, " Said The Fish In The Pot. " He Should Not Be Here When Your Mother Is Not.

It Has Often Been Said There’s So Much To Be Read, You Never Can Cram All Those Words In Your Head. So The Writer Who Breeds More Words Than He Needs Is Making A Chore For The Reader Who Reads. That's Why My Belief Is The Briefer The Brief Is, The Greater The Sigh Of The Reader's Relief Is. And That's Why Your Books Have Such Power And Strength. You Publish With Shorth! (shorth Is Better Than Length.)