Consider This A Fair Warning.

No, I Don't Believe In God, But I Respect The Fact That You Do. Everyone Has To Have Something To Believe In.

Lie Rather Still Because This Is The First Time I've Used This Equipment.

A Journalist Finds Out Things By Asking Questions Of People Who Know.

When I Find The Motherfucker Who Tortured An Innocent Cat To Death Just To Send Us A Warning, I'm Going To Clobber Him With A Baseball Bat

The Media Have The Ability To Attract The Craziest People To Call In Perfectly Absurd Tips. Every Newsroom In The World Gets Updates From Ufologists, Graphologists, Scientologists, Paranoiacs, And Every Sort Of Conspiracy Theorist.