Contentment Is The Only Real Wealth.

Lying Is The Greatest Of All Sins.

If I Have A Thousand Ideas And Only One Turns Out To Be Good, I Am Satisfied.

A Recluse Without Books And Ink Is Already In Life A Dead Man.

Lawyers Have To Make A Living, And Can Only Do So By Inducing People To Believe That A Straight Line Is Crooked.

Alfred Nobel - Pitiable Half-creature, Should Have Been Stifled By Humane Doctor When He Made His Entry Yelling Into Life. Greatest Merits: Keeps His Nails Clean And Is Never A Burden To Anyone. Greatest Fault: Lacks Family, Cheerful Spirits, And Strong Stomach. Greatest And Only Petition: Not To Be Buried Alive. Greatest Sin: Does Not Worship Mammon. Important Events In His Life: None.