Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable

I Spent Many Years Laughing At Harry Secombe's Singing Until Somebody Told Me That It Wasn't A Joke.

General: Where Are You From? Spike: London. General: Which Part? Spike: ... Well, All Of Me.

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.

It Was A Perfect Marrige. She Didn`t Want To And He Couldn`t

One Day The "don't Knows" Will Get In And Then Where Will We Be?