Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable

Only On The Third Class Tourist Class Passengers' Deck Was It A Sultry Overcast Morning, But Then If You Do Things On The Cheap You Must Expect These Things.

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.

I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

Aristocrats Have Heirs; The Poor Have Children; The Rest Keep Dogs.

How Long Was I In The Army? Five Foot Eleven.