Courage Is Like A Strain Of Yoghurt

Anything That Begins 'i Don't Know How To Tell You This' Is Never Good News.

My Body Is On The Earth, But My Head Is In The Stars.

In The Old Days, Ptomaine Poisoning Was A Cover-all. If You Missed A Show And You Were Young, It Meant You Were Having An Abortion. If You Were Old, It Meant You Were Having A Face Lift.

A Lot Of People Enjoy Being Dead. But They Are Not Dead, Really. They're Just Backing Away From Life.

Live Long Enough And You'll Come Into Pensions, A Lovely Thing. Presents Every Month From People You Didn't Know Cared.