Courage Is Like A Strain Of Yoghurt

Nothing Dates One So Dreadfully As To Think Someplace Is Uptown. At Our Age One Must Be Watchful Of These Conversational Gray Hairs.

Discussing How Old You Are Is The Temple Of Boredom.

To Be Somebody, You Must Last.

In The Old Days, Ptomaine Poisoning Was A Cover-all. If You Missed A Show And You Were Young, It Meant You Were Having An Abortion. If You Were Old, It Meant You Were Having A Face Lift.

Aim Above Morality. If You Apply That To Life, Then Youre Bound To Live Life Fully.