Cowboys Make Better Lovers: Ask Any Cow.

The Missionaries Go Forth To Christianize The Savages - As If The Savages Weren't Dangerous Enough Already.

I Am Hopeful, Though Not Full Of Hope, And The Only Reason I Don't Believe In Happy Endings Is Because I Don't Believe In Endings.

There's Nothing So Obscene And Depressing As An American Christmas.

Poetry -- Even Bad Poetry -- May Be Our Final Hope.

I Believe In Nothing That I Cannot Touch, Kiss, Embrace.... The Rest Is Only Hearsay.