Cowboys Make Better Lovers: Ask Any Cow.

My Sole Literary Ambition Is To Write One Good Novel, Then Retire To My Hut In The Desert, Assume The Lotus Position, Compose My Mind And Senses, And Sink Into Meditation, Contemplating My Novel.

Why Do I Live In The Desert? Because The Desert Is The *locus Dei*.

There Are No Vacant Lots In Nature.

Love Flowers Best In Openness And Freedom.

Why The Critics, Like A Flock Of Ducks, Always Move In Perfect Unison: Their Authority With The Public Depends Upon An Appearance Of Unanimous Agreement. One Dissenting Voice Would Shatter The Whole Fragile Structure.