Crackers Are Short On Sparkle.

Men Are So Conceited They’ll Believe Anything That Flatters Them

Until You've Lost Your Reputation, You Never Realize What A Burden It Was.

The World Can Forgive Practically Anything Except People Who Mind Their Own Business.

Anyone As Selfish And Determined As You Are Is Never Helpless.

And Apologies, Once Postponed, Become Harder And Harder To Make, And Finally Impossible.