Creator: A Comedian Whose Audience Is Afraid

All Government Is, In Its Essence, Organized Exploitation, And In Virtually All Of Its Existing Forms It Is The Implacable Enemy Of Every Industrious And Well-disposed Man.

There Is A Saying In Baltimore That Crabs May Be Prepared In Fifty Ways And That All Of Them Are Good.

You Can't Do Anything About The Length Of Your Life, But You Can Do Something About Its Width And Depth.

Better Than The Rest Of Us, They [the Jews] Sensed What Was Ahead For Their People.

I Can't Imagine A Genuinely Intelligent Boy Getting Much Out Of College, Even Out Of A Good College, Save It Be A Cynical Habit Of Mind.