Cupcake , You've Been Breaking My Heart

Excuse Me?" I Said, Palms Down On The Formica Tabletop. "coffee? I Thought We Came Here For Pie." "i Don't Eat The Kind Of Pie They Serve Here." I Felt A Flash Of Heat Go Through My Stomach. I Knew Firsthand The Kind Of Pie Ranger Liked.

Sweetie, Nothing That Flies Looks Safe, Including Birds.

I Received Rejection Letters For Ten Years (one On A Napkin, Written In Crayon.) I Had All My Rejection Notices Stored In A Box. When The Box Was Finally Full I Took It To The Curb And Set It On Fire. The Next Day I Went Out And Got A Temp Job.

I'd Do The Lifting, But I Just Got A Manicure. And I Notice You Don't Have A Manicure At All. Only Thing Noticeable About Your Hands Is The Missing Tan On Your Ring Finger That I Don't Care About. -lula

Gotta Protect The Little Dudes. I Tried An Ak-47, But It Wouldn't Fit Under My Seat. I Like The Uzi Better, Anyway. It Looks Better With The Dress. The Ak Seems Too Casual To Me