Cupid "the Little Greatest Enemy."

Why Can't Somebody Give Us A List Of Things That Everybody Thinks And Nobody Says, And Another List Of Things That Everybody Says And Nobody Thinks?

Don't You Stay At Home Of Evenings? Don't You Love A Cushioned Seat In A Corner, By The Fireside, With Your Slippers On Your Feet?

Don't Be 'consistent,' But Be Simply True.

A Person Is Always Startled When He Hears Himself Seriously Called An Old Man For The First Time.

Speak Clearly, If You Speak At All; Carve Every Word Before You Let It Fall.