Dad Said I Would Always Be "high

The Wife Picked Out Ceramic Tile For Floor Covering, Not Realizing That Cost Was Determined By Square Foot, Not Square Yard Like Carpet. Thinking The Price Was Plenty Reasonable, She Had An Extra Room Of Tile Ordered For Installation. When The Bill Arrived, It Was Staggering. She And Her Husband Began A Fight That Continued All Through The Construction Job. They Ended Up Divorced, But Not Until She Had Broken Every Window.

Barring Love I'll Take My Life In Large Doses Alone--rivers, Forests, Fish, Grouse, Mountains. Dogs.

I Should Add That I Very Much Enjoy Certain Cities Especially Paris, New York And Chicago.

I Write Novellas Because I Don't Like Loose Sprawling Prose.

Birthdays Are Ghost Bounty Hunters That Track You Down To Ask, "que Pasa, Baby?